What I didn't expect...

I knew alot of crazy things came along with being a new mom but I didn't expect some of them...

* Being pooped on

* Being peed on

* Getting spit up in my own mouth while getting sweet kisses

* Having to breastfeed(with a cover) at a car dealership while negotiating prices
(...its a long story)

and in a dark movie theatre corner because we're desperate to get out of the house

* Having to stuff my bra in order to keep from soaking my shirts from the oh so embarassing leakages

* Not getting to shower for days even after getting all the yummy diaper drippings on me (Lance has now made it a rule that I must shower at least once a day)

* Having a 3rd sleeping buddy in the bed after I swore I would never do that(don't judge, I need my sleep too)

* Going to the bathroom while holding the little guy- multiple times

* Being so excited when I can do my hair AND make up...most the time its neither

* Seeing so many different colored diapers

* Forgetting EVERYTHING- there has been multiple times I have forgotten some layer of clothing to put on before leaving the house

* Having to schedule an exact day and time to go to the grocery store, or do anything for that matter

* Being overly excited about the thought of eating nothing but healthy foods to drop the pregnancy weight

* Having way more cravings for sweets now that I'm not pregnant

* Googling EVERY new thing I see, hear, smell, etc. with the baby to make sure it's normal( I also said I wasn't going to be the paranoid/overprotective parent)

* Going through SO many diapers and wipes and laundry that gets pooped and pee on! (I knew this was coming but you don't really get how many til you have a little one)

my list goes on and gets bigger everyday!